TaxMasters on the Jay Leno Show?
TaxMasters Patrick Cox Discusses Crazy Tax Deductions on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno
The Tax Expert – Part 1
The Tax Expert – Part 2
This is not the first brush TaxMasters has had with the Tonight Show and Jay Leno. The late night talk ashow aired a parody of TaxMasters Patrick Cox in April 2010, as well. The parody is no longer available online, but the transript is below.
If you haven’t seen the parody of TaxMasters commercials featuring CEO and company founder Patrick Cox on the Jay Leno show, you’re missing out. Our hat’s off to Jay Leno and his team. Although we will say that the writer, Jim Wise, playing Patrick Cox left a bit to be desired where the red beard was concerned!
While it’s not the same as seeing the real thing, here’s the transcript of the skit:
Leno: Well, it’s tax day. April 15. Everybody’s feeling the tax pressure, even the TaxMasters guy, Patrick Cox. You ever see that guy? Does those ads for TaxMasters? Well this is his roughest week and he’s under a lot of pressure. And you can see, well here, take a look.
Monday
Are tax problems keeping you up at night? Call TaxMasters and I will personally share all of my secrets to falling asleep including, but not limited to, chamomile tea, contour body pillow, and the music of Josh Groban. TaxMasters, we help you get to sleep.
Tuesday
Are sleepless nights due to tax problems putting a strain on your marriage? Call TaxMasters and I will personally help you better communicate with your wife, so you can tell her everything including, but not limited to, your sexual fantasies, your secret disappointement in your son, and what you would like her to do to look less old. TaxMasters, we help you fix your marriage.
Wednesday
Has your attempt at fixing your marriage backfired? Has your erradic behavior due to tax problems pushed your wife into an affair with a younger, more stable man? TaxMasters will effectively communicate your displeasure to her lover with the help of pellet guns, bees, and my step brothers Silas and Hoit. TaxMasters. We will scare off your wife’s lover.
Today
Have tax problems led to the accidental death of your wife’s lover? Do you need to flee the country immediately? TaxMasters can provide disreet methods of escape including, but not limited to, pack animals, a cello case on wheels, and extreme plastic surgery. TaxMasters. Helping you flee the country after your step brothers accidentally killed your wife’s lover who she went to after you told her to get a face lift in an attempt to better your marriage which was failing due to insomnia brought on by your tax problems.
Very funny stuff, Jay. You made our week!
Patrick Cox Tax Masters
Patrick Cox is President, CEO, and Board Director of Tax Masters, Inc. (TAXS), a company dedicated to helping consumers solve their tax problems. Patrick Cox is a tax expert who founded Tax Masters in 2001, which has become one of the most effective IRS tax relief teams in the tax representation business. Patrick Cox and Tax Masters are located in Houston, Texas.
Is there a list of items that a person could get that shows everything that is and is not tax deductible? If so, How do I go about obtaining one for me and my husband? If not, how do I go about finding out what is or is not tax deductible? Thank-You very much; Collena Faye Holloway [contact info redacted].
Collena,
Thanks for your comment. Your best bet is to hire a qualified tax preparer to prepare your tax return. He or she will be able to tell you the types of things you should be able to deduct. Unfortunately, there’s no master deduction list for us to refer you to. Good luck!